Archive for May, 2005

Banning Pointy Knives in Britain

Friday, May 27th, 2005

I can hardly believe that this isn’t a joke article. But it’s on CNN’s website. Doctors in Britain are calling for the banning of large pointed kitchen knives. That is, no more traditional chef knives. In the kitchen. The knife is the most popular murder weapon in Britain, and the claim is made that the easy availability of the pointy kitchen knife makes impulse killings fueled by alcohol or, perhaps, stupidity far too easy.

They propose replacing these culinary killing machines with blunt-nosed varieties, saying that there is no need for sharp pointy objects in the kitchen. They even surveyed 10 whole chefs to prove it. Ten! So that’s settled, then. Seriously, what’s next? If the knives are banned, it will be heavy blunt objects that go next - until we’re all drinking soup from plastic disposable bowls and playing nerf cricket.

Salon on the Kansas’ Kangaroo Court

Friday, May 13th, 2005

As most of you know, the Board of Education in Kansas has been holding some sort of mock-trial of evolution in order to change some of the teaching standards. The goal being, of course, to insert creationism disguised as Intelligent Design into the curriculum, to teach those godless heathens where it’s at.

Salon has a wonderful recap [ad watching or subscription required] of the proceedings, including such gems as:

But Martin had trouble even articulating just what she dislikes about the current standards. Martin, you see, has not really read the curriculum committee’s report, nor does she think such scrutiny is necessary.

“Please don’t feel bad that you haven’t read the whole thing,” Martin told a creationist “witness” at the hearings on the science curriculum, “because I haven’t read it myself.” Audience members groaned. To clarify, Martin later explained: “I’m not a word-for-word reader in this kind of technical information.”

Isn’t that special. A member of the school board debating this issue hasn’t read it. Not a word-for-word reader. What a knuckle-dragging moron.

MPAA Going After TV Downloads

Friday, May 13th, 2005

You knew it was coming, didn’t you. The inevitable smack down of those evil mustache-twirling THIEVES that are downloading copies of the Simpsons. Yes, the dinosaur in the tar-pit that is the MPAA has sued and effectively shutdown six major Bit-Torrent sites specializing in TV shows.

I suppose that their recent loss in the broadcast flag legislation process caused them to lash out at the ones they love - the TV and movie going public. So refrain from downloading this crap all you who yearn to see what Apprentice gets that cushy job. For it won’t be long until the whole pile of crap that is the MPAA will be hopelessly sunk. If all they can come up with is more and more regulation, with less and less innovation, it’s inevitable that that someone with better ideas will pass them by.

Link to ZDNet article.
Link to MPAA press release (in PDF) [ Beware gratuitous fear mongering ]

New Tom the Dancing Bug Cartoon

Thursday, May 12th, 2005

Those 32 Degree-ists! Ruben Bolling’s new Tom the Dancing Bug cartoon is up now on Salon [registration or ad-watching required.] I can’t explain it, you just need to read it.

Intelligent Design News Roundup

Thursday, May 5th, 2005

Some articles from this week that highlight Good Things happening in the evolution vs. (Un)Intelligent design:

Scientists, teachers join to fight ‘intelligent design’ theory
Groups joining forces to combat the ever-growing crowds of Intelligent Design pushers. We need more organization just like this.

And some articles that show the Bad Things:

Dembski: Intelligent design offers alternative to Darwinism
An article focusing on William Dembski, one of Intelligent Design’s leading “thinkers.”

Kansas Begins Hearings on Diluting Teaching of Evolution
NYT on the Kansas School Board Hearings. That we should need these hearings is pretty sad.

Intelligent Design Theorist Challenges Darwinism
Again, another Intelligent Design “thinker”, this time Michael Behe, author of Darwin’s Black Box gets time to talk about his long-refuted ideas.

Thinking Critically

Wednesday, May 4th, 2005

Check out this mindless opinion piece at the illustrious OpinionEditorials.com, entitled “Parents, Teach Your Children to Think Critically about Evolution.” I’ve come to ignore random ramblings like this that are printed every day in newspapers all across the country. They’re generally from completely uninformed people repeating things they’ve heard in Sunday School. But this one is one of a new type: It seems the Reverend Jonathan Wells has published “unanswerable” questions about evolution that are being repeated by everyone from so-called adults down to children in science classes. Now, questions aren’t bad, of course, but these are giving these morons a false sense that they are on firm ground when mindlessly spouting off. Which is ironic because the above author’s piece begs that children be allowed to think critically, while spewing propaganda that she’s obviously never even researched. No, it’s not thinking critically - if that were done, these questions wouldn’t appear anywhere.

Instead, I’ve seen these questions in about ten different places in the past 48 hours, almost verbatim. You can find a list of them here, along with their rebuttals. There are some classics there, including the old “Cambrian Explosion” myth, and one overwhelmingly silly question asking why artist renditions of ape-like men are used to justify man’s evolution.

Now check out this article from the Christian Science Monitor. It goes into great lengths about Intelligent Design and the troubles it causing all across the country. From a retiring school teacher in Kanasas:

The path has been a rougher one for John Wachholz, a biology teacher at Salina (Kansas) High School Central. When evolution comes up, students tune out: “They’ll put their heads on their desks and pretend they don’t hear a word you say.”

To show he’s not an enemy of faith, he sometimes tells them he’s a choir member and the son of a Lutheran pastor. But resistance is nevertheless getting stronger as he prepares to retire this spring.

“I see the same thing I saw five years ago, except now students think they’re informed without having ever really read anything” on evolution or intelligent design, Mr. Wachholz says. “Because it’s been discussed in the home and other places, they think they know, [and] they’re more outspoken…. They’ll say, ‘I don’t believe a word you’re saying.’ “

But these mis-informed morons persist. Rev. Wells is a Senior Fellow at the Discovery Institute, the organization that pushes the Intelligent Design meme that many are so taken with. You’ll not very often get someone who’s well-schooled in the Institute’s talking points to admit this is really Creationism dressed up as “science” - no, you’ll get the line that this is just scientific theory that the mainstream scientists are keeping from knocking down their evolutionary house of cards. Just THE MAN, holding you back. Which is complete crap, of course.

But as the article about shows, it is about religion. Everyone knows it, and one side is desperately trying to hide it. Thinking critically my ass. It’s about not thinking at all.